what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this


This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard

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Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

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I wanna be in love but I also just wanna fuuuck

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“ You had me at a point where I would’ve left the entire world behind for you.
“ And then suddenly I become sad for no reason, and it takes me days to get over that feeling.


life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

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